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Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the
passport size photograph of his son (for college
admission). Accidentally, the photograph fell down from
his pocket. He started searching for it frantically &
found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I want to take
a photograph" The rest is history. He was beaten so
badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was
surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a
worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him He
had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and
missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he
approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he
can stay there for the night.The Owner replied" I have 2
grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to
stay". He approached the next house and asked whether
he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied," I
have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to
stay". He went to the next house and asked:" Do
you have "grown up" Daughters?". The Owner asked," WHY?????????"
Banta replied," I wanted to stay here for a
night....." The rest is history.
Report
submitted by Banta Singh to his manager after completing
his Y2K verification task.- Dear Sir, Our staff has
completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We
have gone through every line of code in every program in
every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data
files, including backups and historic archives, and
modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to
report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date
change mission, and have now implemented all changes to
all programs and all data to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August,
September, October, November, December As well as: Sundak,
Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak. I
trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest,
none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But
I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad
to help in any way possible. And what does the year 2000
have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think
we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls
over from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction."
One
great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour.
They saw one Sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach
Candy) was trying to fill some form. So the couple
enquired eagerly "What are you doing ?" Sardarji
replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth
certificate form. The couple as per schedule, took the
Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination. On the
next day, they find the same Sardarji, in front of Red
Fort in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young
couple curiously asked - "What are you doing here
?" Sardarji once again replied I had a baby and I am
filling the birth certificate form. The couple said but
sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same
form, how come you're in Delhi? Sardarji cooly replied It
is written here - "FILL IN CAPITALS"
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